Well I have a peculiar and hilarious situation…
I ordered some black tube socks online from Macy’s the other day.
Unfortunately I neglected to notice that they don’t come in pairs, they come in packs of 6 pairs. Oooops. Because you see I ordered 10 of what I though were pairs.
So in fact, I just received a box of60 pairs of black tube socks.
I guess on the positive side, with60 pairs of socks, I would only have to do laundry a few times in a year….But unfortunately I don’t have 60 pairs of everything else. So that’s not an option.
So what can I do with all these socks?
These socks were not so expensive,so returning them by mail is more of a drag that it’s worth tome.
Therefore… what I’ve decided to do is offer an innovative, and truly compelling, employee benefit to the folks at Radar Networks — I am issuing everyone in the company a pro rata pair of socks. Peter Royal suggested we call this “Sock Options.”